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Procrastination 101: A Supplement
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6:46 AM
This is an introductory course to procra-
Oh who the hell are you kidding? I just needed a title and you're plenty experienced. Please don't even bother denying it. Let's get straight down to business shall we?
In a true procrastinator's fashion, I am writing this blog instead of working on
a.) A group work involving using a hodgepodge of letters to compose an inspirational statement.
(Sorry Charles and Jaime :D)
Some of Jaime's attempts:
I PLAY WITH MYSELF VERY WELL
and
I AM LATE SINCE THE DRIVER DIDN'T ARRIVE. I CAN'T DRIVE.
b.) A pre-lab for an experiment that I will do later and probably fall asleep at 1 AM or something and look back on this moment as time well wasted.
Oh well!!!
Class is in session; here are some offerings that will guide you on your path to successful procrastinating....-ing. Yeah, that sounds good.
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[1] The Nyan Cat
Since this is the thing that derailed me tonight and successfully placed me on the path of no return, it is only fitting that this entry would start off your journey to!
When you open this link, your emotions will be quickly suckerpunched as you go from "What the hell" to "Oh hey that's kinda cute" to "HOLY SHIT I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT IS THAT A POPTART OH MY GOD IM HUNGRY WHY CAN'T I STOP LOOKING AT IT I MEAN THE MUSIC TOTALLY LOOPED ALREADY AND....."
Two words: Nyan Cat. Love it.
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[2] The Oatmeal
Ever wondered what it would be like if a grammatically correct, random ass artist (probably high on crack himself); smartass and web designer got together and decided to share whatever crap he pulled out of his ass that morning on the internet?
This.
I cannot begin to tell you how many times I have read and re-read the entire website over and over. It is ridiculous just how many hours you can waste on his comics. Where else can you find a site that can teach you grammar, shit about beer and ridiculously cute (and disturbing) comics about cats? If you can find another one, please tell me. I still have a few hours lying around.
In the meantime, click that link. I don't give a flying fuc......shin dye if you have a report due tomorrow, you will read those comics and cram! Cram baby!
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[3] 9GAG
This website is an orgy of comics, funny pictures, photoshopped crap, fails and whatever else you can think of!
Think of it like tumblr, except with a lot less naked men and a whole lot more funny. (Unless you get your jollies off to naked men in which case I do not judge you. That much.) [Also I have no idea if this is really how tumblr works, would be nice if I did some research but screw that.]
This is one of the most excellent derailers of homeworkings or reportings or whateverings that I have ever been to! I should know because instead of studying, I spent 3 hours on this website browsing comics by a certain person whom I have forgotten but if I find it again I'll definitely waste another 3! It's excellent because if you happen to fancy a certain person's works then you just have to click on his name and find more posts by him/her/it/omfgitscomingthisway.
Click.
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[4] Sleep
I don't really have to type anything here.... Right?
Lalalalalalala! Free space! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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Well! That's about all I have to say for now. Who knows, I might make more supplements in the future. Depends on my workload really. Meaning if I have a workload, I'll make another one. I think.
I'm lazy.
I'll do it next week.
P.S. Procrastinating Like a Boss ^
P.P.S. I hope I wasted your time.
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Image Sources:
1.) http://www.toyday.co.uk/shop/wooden-toys/cup-and-ball/prod_525.html
2.) http://www.ufunk.net/en/musique/nyan-cat-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-moi-je-connais-une-chanson-qui-%C3%A9nerve-les-gens/
3.) http://www.thefoodenquirer.com/2011/02/oatmeal-a-great-way-to-start-your-day/
4.) http://www.buzzfeed.com/digg/5-super-neat-ways-to-use-a-hooker-the-oatmeal
5.) http://9gag.com/
6.) http://losangeles.olx.com/cute-and-adorable-alaskan-malamute-puppy-iid-19455076
Oh who the hell are you kidding? I just needed a title and you're plenty experienced. Please don't even bother denying it. Let's get straight down to business shall we?
In a true procrastinator's fashion, I am writing this blog instead of working on
a.) A group work involving using a hodgepodge of letters to compose an inspirational statement.
(Sorry Charles and Jaime :D)
Some of Jaime's attempts:
I PLAY WITH MYSELF VERY WELL
and
I AM LATE SINCE THE DRIVER DIDN'T ARRIVE. I CAN'T DRIVE.
and
This is what he meant by "playing with himself"... Right?
b.) A pre-lab for an experiment that I will do later and probably fall asleep at 1 AM or something and look back on this moment as time well wasted.
Oh well!!!
Class is in session; here are some offerings that will guide you on your path to successful procrastinating....-ing. Yeah, that sounds good.
*******************************************************************
[1] The Nyan Cat
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| What. The. Ooooohh.... |
When you open this link, your emotions will be quickly suckerpunched as you go from "What the hell" to "Oh hey that's kinda cute" to "HOLY SHIT I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT IS THAT A POPTART OH MY GOD IM HUNGRY WHY CAN'T I STOP LOOKING AT IT I MEAN THE MUSIC TOTALLY LOOPED ALREADY AND....."
Two words: Nyan Cat. Love it.
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[2] The Oatmeal
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| Less This |
 |
| More This |
Ever wondered what it would be like if a grammatically correct, random ass artist (probably high on crack himself); smartass and web designer got together and decided to share whatever crap he pulled out of his ass that morning on the internet?
This.
I cannot begin to tell you how many times I have read and re-read the entire website over and over. It is ridiculous just how many hours you can waste on his comics. Where else can you find a site that can teach you grammar, shit about beer and ridiculously cute (and disturbing) comics about cats? If you can find another one, please tell me. I still have a few hours lying around.
In the meantime, click that link. I don't give a flying fuc......shin dye if you have a report due tomorrow, you will read those comics and cram! Cram baby!
*******************************************************************
[3] 9GAG
 | |
| DO I REALLY NEED TO CAPTION THIS? COME ON!!!! |
Think of it like tumblr, except with a lot less naked men and a whole lot more funny. (Unless you get your jollies off to naked men in which case I do not judge you. That much.) [Also I have no idea if this is really how tumblr works, would be nice if I did some research but screw that.]
This is one of the most excellent derailers of homeworkings or reportings or whateverings that I have ever been to! I should know because instead of studying, I spent 3 hours on this website browsing comics by a certain person whom I have forgotten but if I find it again I'll definitely waste another 3! It's excellent because if you happen to fancy a certain person's works then you just have to click on his name and find more posts by him/her/it/omfgitscomingthisway.
Click.
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[4] Sleep
I don't really have to type anything here.... Right?
Lalalalalalala! Free space! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
 |
| Here's a required picture of something adorable |
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Well! That's about all I have to say for now. Who knows, I might make more supplements in the future. Depends on my workload really. Meaning if I have a workload, I'll make another one. I think.
I'm lazy.
I'll do it next week.
P.S. Procrastinating Like a Boss ^
P.P.S. I hope I wasted your time.
*******************************************************************
Image Sources:
1.) http://www.toyday.co.uk/shop/wooden-toys/cup-and-ball/prod_525.html
2.) http://www.ufunk.net/en/musique/nyan-cat-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-moi-je-connais-une-chanson-qui-%C3%A9nerve-les-gens/
3.) http://www.thefoodenquirer.com/2011/02/oatmeal-a-great-way-to-start-your-day/
4.) http://www.buzzfeed.com/digg/5-super-neat-ways-to-use-a-hooker-the-oatmeal
5.) http://9gag.com/
6.) http://losangeles.olx.com/cute-and-adorable-alaskan-malamute-puppy-iid-19455076
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